So I have a plan to become the next Pope!!!
I will scale the Vatican wall under the cover of night. Once I have slipped past their security, I will bribe all the Cardinals for their vote with bird seeds, cookies and holy water!! Easy Peasy 
Once I am Pope, everyone gets a free Pony!!
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All I ever got was those shitty ass crackers. You must have gone to one of those Mega churches…..
Ever notice that the Pope and nuns do not use their real names. Is that in case they get sued?
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