good one

It’s always amazed me that traits we’d find unpleasant in other people, such as vanity, pettiness, vindictiveness, etc... are somehow not only acceptable for the supposed embodiment of perfection, but you're supposed to be excited to go spend eternity with such an entity.

It is a bizarre construct

Lol
I think that's a little unfair. I see it more as God being pissed every Sunday morning.
'FFS! Can't you lot give it rest? Every bloody Sunday with your 'give me this' and give me that. And the incessant Arse licking? I mean c'Mon! It's not healthy. O God you're so mighty, all powerful blah blah and were so unworthy and small.... Get some self respect for fucks sake!
And why did you do that to my son? That was just nasty