Have you ever seen a stag hunt?

It's one of the most barbaric and cruel sports imaginable. I once saw a TV documentary years ago about it.

In one part of the documentary a nearly exhausted stag ended up in someone's private garden. Luckily the owners of the garden felt pity for it and protected it.

The hunters, sat on their horses around the garden periphery were baying for blood. The only thing that saved this stag were trespass laws.

And stag hunting is one of the royal family's favourite pastimes.

So I despise the royal family.

She's only a vegan on weekdays, apparently, because she believes it'll keep her slim and healthy - so at the weekends, she can tuck into the grouse-stuffed foxes and swans in proles' blood that the royals usually eat.

@Jnei

Crikey! She sounds vacuous.

I'm glad I avoided the whole malarkey. I have no television.

@Ellatynemouth Me neither, and I really haven't missed having one.

@Ellatynemouth Good on ya! One of the best kept secrets to avoid all this shite is to not have a TV tied to any network service. I stream Netflix but find I often don't turn the TV on for months at a time. Too busy gardening , working on art projects & reading.....

I must admit I do like Meghan - she knows feminist arguments and seems like a very intelligent woman.

Now see. This is what I'm talking about.
And a correction is in order for your cynical joke. It is "too" not "to". So there curmudgeon.

@Countrywoman This is why I like you Are you the sort of person who would refuse to go into a shop, even if they had an otherwise irresistible bargain price on something you really wanted, because they had a sign in the window saying something along the lines of "DESIGNER LABEL COAT'S - ONLY $30"? I hope so!

@Countrywoman
Sorry professor ! I was Chef, not an English teacher ???