JOKE: The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
The other day, my daughter told me that she has a nest of Cardinals in her backyard.
I cautioned her about allowing my 2-year-old grandson back there alone with them.
"Why?" she asked. "Would they hurt him?"
"You can never leave a little boy alone with priests," I explained.
Yes, I made this one up on the spot....she's a theist and just shook her head.
Good one! ???
Silly... i got one about a monkey bartender....?
The party was going well until present stood and dangled his participle over the bar.