BALL OF FEATHERS RESCUE!
So my sister and I are driving to school, well she's driving, I'm sitting like the useless bumble fuck I am playing random songs on the radio, and she stops! We both see in the middle of the road a tiny fuzzy ball of feathers aimlessly stumbling about, a little baby bird! Right in the middle of the road! Momma and papa watching.
So being the decent humans we are, we get out the car. I keep a look out and make sure no one comes and turns the precious little fuzz ball into a pancake, and my sister too, I guess; and she guides the little bird back towards the tree momma and papa are sitting in. Just trying to get the little Muppet off the road and onto the safety of the lawn.
When suddenly! A car turns and is coming up this road. He has to slightly turn to go around our car and gives me the most pissed off livid "what the fuck" stare I've ever been given! Okay, that's a lie. I've pissed off a lot of people, that was the worst look I got so far today.
Anyway, how dare he! My sister and I were just trying to save an adorable smooshable fuzz ball! But this old codger with a moose neck had to get his knickers in a knot over it!
In all honesty though, I found the whole thing amusing. Like he was like, "young punks! How dare you be decent human beings and rescue a baby bird!" XD