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I'm at my brother's wedding, and not only is my entire family religious, they're all YEC and a lot of them are charismatic and convinced I have a demon. ?

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DannySargent 3 May 26
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Level 8

Billy Idol - White Wedding (Lyrics)

I love this!
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Level 7

Folks can be funny.

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Level 8

Tell them the demon is your +1

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Level 8

Don't order the pea soup starter..could get messy....demon belly can hit at the most inconvenient of times. ??

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Level 8

If they think that, they are insane.

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Level 3

They're wrong!

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Level 7

Go on and role play. If they grab your hair, start shaking your body. If they push you, fall to the ground and violently jerk your body and fling your limbs around. Cry out "no! At least let me go into the pigs".
Then ... a great actor is born.
😛

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Level 8

Maybe you do have a demon !! ........c'mon, an emoji upside down???? That's evil !!!!! ???????

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Level 8

What's YEC?

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Level 5

Stay strong you heathen (we support you) and enjoy being in the moment.. after all it's your brother's day .. peace

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Level 6

Get some red contact lenses for next time.

No, not really. It’s just a few hours out of your life then you can return to the relatively sane world.

@Cassiopeia ....gotta say, red contacts???...I am impressed !!!!! What a great idea. Seriously, I can picture people's reaction ha ha ha.... Well not so fun if someone have a heart attack ????
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Level 5

The power of Christ compels you!

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Level 7

Was your demon not invited? I wouldn't have gone if my demon wasn't welcomed too.

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Level 7

OOF. Good times. Hang in there!!

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Level 8

You are the demon, terrorise them all !

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Level 7

That's one wedding I would have left early-open bar or not!

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Level 8

Concentrate on the cake and remember we're here for you.

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