The Ten Commandments for arseholes
You shall have only one imaginary arsehole friend.
Statues suck unless you are a Catholic arsehole.
Don't be a potty mouth arsehole.
Have a day off arsehole.
Try and be nice to your folks even when they are arseholes.
Don't be a murdering arsehole.
Don't be a cheating arsehole.
Don't be a thieving arsehole
Don't be a lying arsehole
Don't be a greedy arsehole.