My nephew, the prankster.
This morning, while cleaning, I accidentally bumped a button on the clock radio that sits next to my bed.
Suddenly, it's blaring some christian station song about needing prayer and Jesus, like REALLY loud.
Now I know even though I only use it for the clock and haven't listened to the radio in many months, there is no way I had it on a christian station the last time I had it on. I only listen to rock stations.
Turns out, last November, while I had to spend a few days in the hospital, my nephew was in my cottage putting down some rugs in my bedroom. It was a really nice surprise when I got home. Well, that wasn't all he'd done while he was in here. He was the one who changed the station, and turned up the volume.
He's also the same nephew who has told me that when I die he's throwing a roast, instead of a funeral, and he's the one who sent me the "Atheist Agenda" meme.
I love my family. They're all nuts!
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When my daughter Claire was a teenager, she switched my car radio to the teen station with screaming guitars and rap music.
"The driver chooses the music," I said, lovingly swatting her hand away.
Weeks later, I was appalled that my favorite KOHO radio with NPR news was consistently playing rap music.
Irritated, I sent KOHO two emails, grousing, " are you suddenly playing rap music? If I wanted to listen to that, I'd turn to KW3. I hate rap."
Then I realized my car radio was still set to Claire's teen station. Oops.
LiterateHiker
Level 9
May 27, 2018
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I bet he drew a pentagram under the rug.
Lukian
Level 8
May 27, 2018
4
LOLOLOLOL!!!!
I guess we'll find out when we redo the floors in here. I'm not moving furniture to get under there until we do.
Another slow-burn prank. LOL
Also, if you like rock music, you should hear this:
ghost_warlock
Level 7
May 27, 2018
1
In my world, neither of those acts are considered "rock". LOL
I only have a couple questions:
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What species of baby?
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How are the babies prepared?
These are important details that I feel the meme glosses over too brazenly
ghost_warlock
Level 7
May 27, 2018
4
That's a whole cookbook waiting to be written!
@KKGator Great, now I'm really getting hungry!
I think what I'm hungry for right now, however, are the unborn
Damn,we've been "Sussed"!!
Coldo
Level 8
May 27, 2018
3
LOL
His son is definitely following in his footsteps. A couple of years ago, I was out with my nephew's wife and found a pair of dirty socks in my purse.
When he got home from school, I asked him if he'd put his dirty socks in
my purse. He just looked at me, got the biggest smile on his face, and
said, "Enjoy".
Which is why I say my family is nuts. I love them.
We drove round the southern USA on a holiday and we loved the barmy Christian stations. A real hoot.
Regburns
Level 5
May 27, 2018
3
seriously? or just a depraved sense of humour?
walklightly
Level 8
May 27, 2018
3
Oh, completely depraved. He's an atheist, too.
@KKGator, sounds like an oxymoron to me: depraved atheist - but then, this is just me, stumbling myopically through the anglo-american lingo 
@walklightly Depraved in an entertaining, too-twisted-for-color-tv, funny
AF, kind of way!
@KKGator ROFL!
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