Is he standing at a toilet ... pissing?
Have you seen the movie? because he does wind up with his head in a toilet at one point.
It just reminds me of a guy pissing on a fire at a party.
Get a free or inexpensive ordination with a ministry that makes you a clergy member for life? Or renew your ordination with the Dudeistry if it tickles your fancy and goes along with your persona. Do what feels right to you!
I'm a member of the Church of Spiritual Humanism, and have performed thousands of weddings due to it. My state makes me renew my license every 10 years, but the ordination remains the same. Thought about the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but I felt that might reduce the number of clients who would consider me, and I do this for a living, so there's that.
That's a lot of weddings, it must be very rewarding to be a part of the special day of so many.
Is it expensive? Is it fun?
It's free but I don't know if I could use it marry or bury anybody.