No, but I do get accused of being Jesus because of the hair and beard...

I was at a highway rest area; a Pentecostal Church van was already there. The restroom was papered with tracts. I threw as many as I could away. As I walked back outside to the vending area, one of the women handed me one: fortunately the trash can was right there. I took it from her and promptly threw it away. I said to her that littering was a crime and I was reporting it to the site officer(which I did, so they could throw away the tracts from all bathrooms...& at the vending machines). They jumped in the van and left, pretty quick. I’m guessing they don’t often face their actions.

I tell them to come back as soon as they stop believing in fairy tales and we then can have a good conversation. One actually did.

Occasionally Jehovah's Witnesses come to my door. I give them a kind hello and a chat, but when I say I'm an atheist and a buddhist they usually don't persist for long.

I am a crazy person magnet. Probably twice a week I get approached by a smiling idiot asking me if I've heard the good news. I must really throw off a vibe. My friends think it's hilarious but I actually find it quite distasteful.