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I am frequently asked if I 'know' or have 'found' god or Jesus...My simple reply is, "Yes, but we talked it over and both of us agreed to see other people."

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SteveD_NY 4 June 3
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Nope. I've been digging all day long and no sight of him.

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Jesus is a friend of mine

Once again, a wave of nausea comes over me.

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Oh yeah. My new line. Awesome!! I can’t wait for someone to ask me now.

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This made me spit my tea.

Deb57 Level 8 June 4, 2018
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Outstanding....better to be upfront from the beginning.saves so much grief down the road

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I usually respond, "Yes, he was passed out under the coffee table."

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ive said many rimes to people that seem upended by my views on god, "don't worry, if there were a god, it would like me".

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This is beautiful. I'm going to use this now! Thank you!

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I was asked, quite earnestly: ‘but where will you spend Eternity?!’
My answer: ‘same place as you’.

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That's a good one. I may be using it in the future!

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Don't you have to have existed to be lost in the first place?

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That's pretty good.

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Love it

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love it. i shall borrow it. lol

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I've got better things to do than look.

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I did not know they were lost. In Texas they seem to be everywhere. ☺

I may complain about NC....but I do believe Texas takes the prize.

@cheepsie I have been there too. They seem to wear it on there sleeve more in the Southeast and deep South. In Texas it is definitely prevalent, but sneaky. ☺

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I may steal this line from you. It’s awesome.

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I just tell 'em I didn't know fictional characters could get lost.

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The best answer I have seen or heard.

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That's funny!!! 🙂

KenW Level 3 June 6, 2018
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If this would only work on my parents I would so steal this!

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Good one

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What do they usually say afterwards?

Not much, usually. Once, I was condemned to hell though.

@SteveD_NY

Ha ha! How kind of them.

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