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How do I get over the grief of having a Joel Osteen block me on Twitter?

Have any of you other heathens been blocked by any great and powerful man of God?

IndySent 7 Dec 27
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Send more money. And more money. And even more.LOL That will let you back into the ridiculously phony "ministers" life. If it doesn't work, then seek grief counseling. 🙂

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You could date me instead?

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The only way would be to pray!!! 🙂

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Well now I’m just jealous! What did you say to the delicate flower to earn such an honor?

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You can’t, I’ve tried. ????

gabe Level 2 Dec 27, 2017
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I don't know who you're talking about and I don't care who blocks me.

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OMG... I would never follow a Twitter feed from someone like that. I guess in the vein of Know Thy Enemy it might make sense. Generally speaking though I can't do Twitter...

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All you can do is pray and have faith that he will forgive you for your sins by unblocking you.

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Well, I'd suggest a gallon of your favorite ice cream or a bucket of KFC would help you get over your grief by making you say, "Good Grief! Why am I doing this?" That would be a good start.

SamL Level 7 Dec 27, 2017
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Joel Osteen: You mean of course
"the JESUS Clones/Twins" the two wierdos with
a Tabernacle and a website and lots of fake literature
I am FROM Houston and they have a Take Over Temple
next door to us (now I am in DALLAS)
prior years
just a cluster of moonies it's all voodoo math noise and
charisma

THEY DID YOU A FAVOR

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Charlatans have thin skins.

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Oh dear , the most horrible of tragedies ! Offering my sincere condolences ! (har-har)

I'm sure you could reverse this offense by sending a big check ...

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