God gave us his only son. So WTF was He doing with all His daughters?

The other night a group of people knocked on my door.
When I opened it they said "We have some religious material we would like to share with you"
I looked at it and said "This paper is blank"
They said 'I know. We're Athiests"

How are you

Bit of a rude one ... Thanks to the late , great Christopher Hitchens .
What's the biggest disadvantage of being an atheist ?
Answer
' No one to talk to when receiving a blow job '

A man sees a boy with a box of kittens The man goes over and says "Oh what cute kittens!" The boy replies "Yes they are Christian kittens". About a week later the man sees the boy again with the same batch of kittens. Once again he walks over and says "my, those are just adorable!" The boy replies "Yes, they are atheist kittens" The man asks "wait, weren't they christian before?" The boy looks at the man and says "Yeah but they have their eyes open now"

Why did Jesus go to the beauty salon?

To get his nails done.

How do you fleece sheep?

Pass around the plate.

Blasphemy is a victimless crime.

I heard they just opened an atheist shoe store.

Apparently they have no soles

If you don't worship an all loving god, he'll torture you forever?

Q: What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?
A: Somebody knocking at your door for no reason.

Q: What do you can an intelligent American?
A: An atheist.

Q: How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to actually change the bulb and the other to videotape it so the fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.

Q: Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
A: Because they don't believe in higher powers.