There's a pocket? ... winks!

Very nice! Yum

I always thought my high, round butt was proof of having African heritage.

I would love to be the one that gets to try and find that dime...lol

There is no dime. I was joking about the tightness of the jeans.

Last August, I helped a friend, Kami, with her giant yard sale. At six feet tall, Kami has 18-year-old twins (boy and girl) who are 6' 5" and 6' 1". Her older son, age 20, is 6' 6".

Obviously, her long-legged teens grew like weeds. Hence, the yard sale. On the third day, I was folding and organizing her daughter's leftover clothes.

"Look at how tiny and low-cut these jeans are!" I called, holding them up. "No wonder they didn't sell."

"They would fit you," Kami said."No way!" I replied. "They're size 3. I wear size 4."

Kami lovingly bullied me into trying them on. Wearing the jeans, I slithered out of the house, embarrassed.

"It's like being in a vise," I moaned. "Too tight! I must look awful from behind."

"Turn around," Kami ordered. I did. "What do you think?" I asked, cringing. Turning, all of the woman looked at my butt. I wanted to die.

"You look wonderful!" the women exclaimed in unison.

"You're putting me on," I replied, unconvinced.

As I walked away to change clothes, Kami took this photo with her I-phone to convince me I look good. She made me take the jeans home.

Haven't worn them since. When dates ask me to wear them, I laugh. "They are so tight, I couldn't eat dinner."

A photo of a man's ass please.

Very nice, but I cannot see the dime!

Lol showing off.

Still looking..no dime yet....feeling kind of giddy though..

LOL not a bad posterior there Kathleen