Crap, I missed the last on and the next one isn't until 2020.
:/

One guaranteed apocalyptic date that's definitely coming up soon is my birthday.

Another year older. I hate birthdays.

pardon my english... fuck wikipedia.

I quite fancy getting into this "apocalyptic prophecy" lark. I think I might have a go at thinking one up and see how far it goes.

The answer is always "it's just around the corner".

I figured out a long time ago that what we think is going to "get" us probably will not. Therefore why predict it. We will be blindsided by something we do not see coming. Weather your mate days goodby or the asteroid hits. Most of these people who predict the end time are delusional or out for the notoriety.

Well they did it for centuries and and I'm sure they will do it for centuries to come. Wonder if there is a record where someone called the flood way back - oh wait, Noah did that right? LOL

The true prophets...until they're not...we've been waiting for a long time! I've been through quite a few. Why is this always dismissed? Seems like sooner or later they would realize it's a myth just like the rest. But there's no end to the excuses why it didn't happen yet!