It was time for closing arguments. Court had come back from recess, and I back from lunch. I had my favorite: Jalapeño Habanero Spicy Nacho Chimichangas with refried beans and sour cream.

I stood before the Jury, prepared to deliver my brilliant and passionate summation. Unfortunately, that's when the Chimichangas kicked in.

Without warning, eruption... followed by a mushroom cloud spewing effluvium throughout the room. The Jury keeled over one by one, the judge collapsed, and Opposing Council lost consciousness.

It was the worst case of Law and Odor the court had ever seen.