When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.That quote appears in "The Atheists Bible" in the book of laughter (pg. 117) and is by a Emo Philips. I have used that quote here and other places. It always gets a laugh.
JackPedigo
Level 9
Jan 15, 2018
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Hahaha! I think I love your mind & humor, CarrieVey!
Singledad76
Level 4
Jan 15, 2018
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Quick thinking.
What else did you ask for and he provided?
Treasurehunter
Level 6
Jan 14, 2018
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It's easier to ask forgiveness then to ask permission.
Unicorn1824
Level 7
Jan 14, 2018
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It is interesting.... you could have simply prayed that your God would allow you to be successful in your pursuit of the bike no matter how you got it. Many crimes are often committed after prayer. Then if caught forgiveness is the obvious plea
pindysingh
Level 2
Jan 14, 2018
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A couple Hail Marys is all a new bike costs. Not bad.
BackToReality
Level 6
Jan 14, 2018
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Darn I got a whole rosary for flatting two tires.
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