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Heisenberg gets pulled over for speeding.
The cop asks him, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg says, "No, but we know exactly where we are."
The officer looks at him confused & states, "You were going 108 mph!"
Heisenberg exclaims, "Great! Now I'm lost!"

phxbillcee 10 Jan 15
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Sign spotted at a hotel in Leipzig: "Heisenberg may have slept here."

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LOL. Good one.

BTW, Just noticed that you're our most recent Level 8! Congrats!

thanks @phxbillcee

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Haha.

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excellent!

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Heisenberg walks into a bar... wait! We know his speed and his location? That changes everything!

Jnei Level 8 Jan 16, 2018
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Good one.

Betty Level 8 Jan 16, 2018
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Anyone who doesn't 'get' this: google the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.

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