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Religious Shit

Taoism Shit happens.

Buddhism If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Islam If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hinduism This shit happened before.

Catholicism Shit happens because you're bad.

Hare Krishna Shit happens rama rama.

T.V. Evangelism Send more shit.

Atheism No shit.

Jehovah's Witness Knock knock, shit happens.

Hedonism There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Christian Science Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit.

Existentialism What is shit anyway?

Stoicism This shit doesn't bother me.

Gatovicolo 8

Answer 1

Solipsistic Shit, "It's ALL my Shit."

Answer 2

All that shit and no colons. A miracle!

Answer 3

Science: Animal waste is a recurring phenomenon. Study it. Quantify it. Give it a name.

Answer 4

Someone sent that to my FaceBook a couple of years ago. It's good sh*t , very well put if you know what I mean.

Answer 5

It's funny shit cuz it's true.

Answer 6

Paganism: Shit happens. Light a candle.

Answer 7

Religion- bullshit

Answer 8

That’s some good shit, man.

Answer 9

That’s awesome!

Answer 10

Where did you find this Rob? LOL.


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