QUESTION Televangelist is giddy like a child over his new private jet: ‘You and Jesus bought this!’ – DeadState
Praise Jebus for getting televangelist pharisee Kenneth Copeland a brand new private jet. With only 564,708 homeless people in America, this pastor can now skip the lines for First Class flights and go direct to where he can preach the "gospel of prosperity", which he says means if you give him money (he just so happens to handle God's finances), you'll get money! As Jesus said, it is more likely that a camel will pass through the eye of a needle than something something. Amen? Amen.
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Jeebus dammit Krispies! Thanks for the plane! Ill be sure to say a prayer for you and wave as I fly over the shithole you live in.
DobbinPitch
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Jan 20, 2018
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I hope his plane gets struck by lightning and crashes. Maybe then his followers will see through the lies.
Paul628
Level 8
Jan 20, 2018
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Nope, then he's just a martyr and a huge loss for the preaching of the word of Jeebus
Doubt it. They would just justify it as God taking him to heaven for preaching the good work and word of God for so long. The plane already crashed, but it was minor and on the runway. Nobody got hurt.
Someone posted this the other day and I wanted to barf. Money money money--to the tune of the O' Jays.
sassygirl3869
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Jan 20, 2018
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its okay-we all have to check now
It's actually been posted at least 3 times by 3 different posters. No big deal.
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