I understand the policy against commercialization. I’m wondering if the following violates it. I’ve written a book: ‘Will I See My Grandmother Naked in Heaven?’ If I list this in my profile, does it violate the policy? Also, if it is allowed, could I post an Amazon link to it?
I think the book would be of interest to at least two of the listed groups: ‘Just for Laughs’ and ‘Authors, Editors, Publishers and readers’, and maybe a couple more groups.
Last question: The Site says to contact it if something is for sale. (I see it sells t-shirts.) Do you think it would be open to listing the book?
I’ve attached a revised query letter and the table of contents to give you an idea of the book.

Thanks for your help. I’m already listed as ‘low level’ I’m asking these questions in an attempt to avoid being also listed as low-life.
Best regards,
Tom Weaver

What would you expect when an octogenarian reviews the biblical stories he's read and heard throughout his life? That's not what you'll get from, Will I See My Grandmother Naked in Heaven? With piercing logic and humor (a lot of humor), I examine biblical stories that have been perpetuated for centuries.
The nearly 50,000 words a dozen cartoons (not included) in this completed book will appeal to the few million agnostics and atheist, as well the millions more who are of the Santa Claus faith. (The Santa Claus faithful are those believers who are like children nearing the end of their belief in Santa Claus; they see the logic of no Santa, but force themselves to believe because they want the presents.)
The author imagines the conversation of the Three Wise Men as they meet in the desert: ''Hello fellow wiser-than-most..." Also considered, is the awkward family table in Heaven with Jesus and His two daddies. Noah and The Ark provides an entertaining dialogue between Noah and his wife when she is in the smelly dark ark. It also focuses on the necessity of incest to repopulate the earth. The irony of 'Thou Shall Not Kill' and drowning every man, woman and child on earth except Noah and his family is noted.
I spent a significant part of my youth (a long, long time ago) in church youth groups, camps, etc. As an adult, I have written hundreds of freelance gags for numerous cartoonists and produced a fair number of cartoons. My main career was financial analysis. I incorporate analytical thought and humorous writing in this book.
WILL I SEE MY GRANDMOTHER NAKED IN HEAVEN?
Contents
Introduction 4
Heaven 6
Shouldn't we be more eager to get there? 7
Will Jesus and God be waiting with open arms? 9
Heaven must be a hell of a place. 12
Where will we live in heaven? 13
Will I see my grandmother naked? 14
A heavenly greeting? 19
Will there be children? 21
Do we keep an eye on earth? 23
Are we reunited with loved ones? 25
Will we have sex? 29
Can we rejoice over those who didn't make it? 31
Are some more equal than others? 32
Okay, I forgive you. Now, go away 34
Will God continue to monitor our every move and thought? 36
Do we play sports? 38
Is Heaven another planet? 39
If I can't take it with me, will new ones be waiting there for me? 41
Are there churches? 43
Heavenly Food 46
Jesus Has Two Daddies 49
Does God enjoy wars? How about football games? 51
Will we read? 55
Do we ever get bored? 57
Smokin' and Drinkin in Heaven 59
What's up with gravity in Heaven? 61
Do spirits have wings? 61
Where is God when he talks to us? 65
To what does the spirit's brain revert? 67
Is there entertainment (other than choirs of singing angels)? 69
Do we have jobs? 71
Does heaven have a sky? 74
Are there animals? 76
What does Jesus look like now? (Is God the only elderly looking person in heaven?) 78
What's the big deal about God's only son? 80
Why so many stars? 83
Do Jesus and God ever sleep? 87
When did incest become a sin? 88
How long did it take Noah to catch a polar bear? 90
Samson: Big, Strong and Dumb 96
How tall was The Tower of Babel? 98
The Virgin Mary. Or, The Virgin Mary? 100
The Holy Ghost, the Archangels, regular angels:
Who are these guys? 102
Why don't we refer to Jesus as The Virgin Jesus Christ? 106
Does Jesus regret he will never be number one? 107
If God loves your church, why is it so tiny? 108
Prayer, Oh Mighty Prayer 111
Does God punish us while we are on earth? 115
Does God do acts of God? 117
Does God bless some and curse others? - Randomly? 118
Does God ever talk out loud? 119
Why the magic tricks? 121
How does the mind reading thing work? 126
Could Jesus read minds while he was on earth? 127
Can everybody in heaven also receive brainwaves or is it just Mary and her fellow saints? 129
Does God ever get frustrated? 133
Is there humor in Heaven? 135
Oh, Little Star of Bethlehem 137
What did Mary and Joseph do with the gifts from the Three Wise Men? 140
What did Jesus do as a kid? 142
Oh my, did He die? 144
Will the lonely find soul mates? 146
Is our time on earth too short for God to care? 148
God isn't dead! (But He may be on vacation.) 150
Did God bite off more than He could chew?" 152
How about cutting us some slack God? 154
Is God Fallible? 158
Who will answer these questions? 159