love this bit, (copy paste job)

I don't give a pig's ass what anybody says.
I still say you make a hell of a pot of beans.
Now why don't you say us a grace outta the Good Book, would you?

Thank you, Big George. I'd be delighted to do that.

"This day will the Lord deliver thee into mine hand; And I will smite thee, and take thine head from thee; And I will give the carcasses of the host of the Philistines this day...unto the fowls of the air and the wild beasts of the earth." Amen
"whats a Philistine?"...."well, it's just a real dirty person."

"Movies don't make people psychos! Movies make psychos more creative!"

"twernt Mormons"

Quote and in joke " I hear that your f#cking my daughter ".

You might be younger and faster, but I'm older and have better insurance.

"Noah was a drunk, look what he accomplished. And no one's even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey and visit a small church on a very important day."

OK, I have zero on that one, so, "She turned me into a newt!"

A field In England. Disclaimer - I cheated. Google is wonderful fun. Here's one:

"That way I'll always know where it is."