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What would you do if Jesus showed up at your door?

I know his is a silly question cause I don’t believe in fairy tales, but this question just popped up in my mind after my little cousin, who doesn’t believe asked me his question after her church asked her. I think I’d look through the peephole, see who it was and as soon as I seen him, would never answer and go back to doing what I was doing. Hahaha I’m an evil *****!!!

EmeraldJewel 7 Sep 26
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If I saw a man in a long robe with long hair and sandals at my door I wouldn't open it.

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I'd trey and do all the horrific things his followers did in his name to him. He'd keep coming back for more?

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i don't wear clothing in the house. people can't just show up at my door and expect it to be answered. if jesus wants to come visit, he has to call first.

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Ask him in for a beer and then start filling lots of bottles with water! 😉

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If he could speak English and I had a reasonable reason for believing he was actually Jesus then I'd ask him in for supper. I'd have plenty to ask that sucker.

gearl Level 8 Sep 27, 2018
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I would simply ask what are you doing at my door ?

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I’d grab two bottles of water and have him turn them to IPA to prove he’s Big J. If he is I’d probably ask about afterlife dating tips and if dogs do or do not get into Heaven.

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"Great Halloween costume," I would say. "Sorry, I'm out of candy. Goodbye."

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