I've been trying out some affirmations:

My inner voice guides me in every moment. —
One voice wants to eat pizza—another voice says I should have a salad instead—still another is telling me to get my hand off his ass — (oh wait, that’s not an INNER voice).

I am my own best friend and cheerleader! —
Who doesn’t kiss on the first date, insists that I open the car door for myself, is saving myself for marriage, always wants to “talk” when I’m watching T.V., and is secretly dating the entire basketball team.

I am highly motivated to exercise my body because I find exercise fun —
Chasing men is its own reward.

I behave in ways that promote my health more every day —
I hired a publicist to convince my body that I’m not really eating garbage.