Favorite Puns/Jokes
Puns can be great ice breakers, as can jokee if you read your audience right— what are some of your favorites?
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AloneInTheSouth
Level 5
Mar 4, 2018
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What do you do when it’s cold in your room?
Stand in the corner, it’s 90 degrees there.
5 out of 4 people don’t understand fractions.
Gatovicolo
Level 8
Feb 4, 2018
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The division sign is just place holders.
A congressman was stumping in a state with a lot of Native Americans, so he went out to the reservation to make a speech.
"If I'm elected I'll bring prosperity to your tribe!"
All the people cheered "Hoya! Hoya!"
Encouraged, the Congressman went on, "I will always make sure you have justice in the courts!"
More cheers.
After the speech, the congressman, feeling happy about his reception, asked if he could look at some of the tribal cattle in a nearby field.
One of the Indians said, "Sure, but be careful not to step in any hoya!"
birdingnut
Level 8
Feb 4, 2018
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It only takes one psychologist to change a light bulb, but the light bulb has to really want to change.
DJ_Blaser
Level 5
Feb 3, 2018
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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, for we are efficient, humorless people.
What did the atheist dyslexic insomniac think about all night?
Whether or not there really was a dog.
MadHadderoll
Level 5
Feb 3, 2018
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Math is the only subject that counts.
Gatovicolo
Level 8
Feb 3, 2018
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Why are Microbiologists bad at math?
Because division and multiplication mean the same thing.
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