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So this came up on my FB, and I thought it would be fun here....
Tell me a sentence you could say both during sex and at a family dinner.
Ohhhhhh that looks moist.... wipe that sauce off your mouth.....Do you want more meat?
Your turn 😀

Sacha 7 Feb 3
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"Um, am I supposed to use my fingers?'
"No way! Do you know how many calories are in that?"
"Dammit, the meat's cold."
"I really shouldn't, but ... It's the weekend!"
"Someone help Grandma find her teeth."
"The dog is watching ... again."

LOL at Grandmas teeth

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Oh, I'm about to pop!

Now those . . . those are big nuts . . .

I'm gonna dive right into this clam . . .

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Was that just the appetizer?

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I just love eating this

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I'll have seconds, You?

That....is hot!

Let's try whipped cream on that...

That...is delicio us!

Let's have a drink now, and lie down

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Bad enough you are stunning..999 miles away - & you have a great with n sense of humor?! ...( if I start swimming west, take 3 lunches..)
...

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I wish I could eat that every day.

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Bring me those thighs

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invite your friend over

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Mind if I eat thar? That's a quite a mouthful. Say please. Are you done? Is that everything? I need some of that.

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Roast beef?! My favorite!

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It makes its own sauce.

Self saucing 😀

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Is it OK to lick my fingers?

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you spilled

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"Dad, the sauce"

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That's some juicy meat!

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"Wow. That's kinda dry."

"Tastes like chicken."

Duke Level 8 Feb 4, 2018
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Its a little salty.

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Do you want whipped cream on that?
Don't talk with your mouth full.

JimG Level 8 Feb 4, 2018
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You guys are all cracking me up!! Thanks for the laughs 😀

Sacha Level 7 Feb 3, 2018
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How hot is it? one or two fingers? ...oh three fingers! mouth full? you gonna eat it all? surprise, surprise... didn't you? fingers licking good. I told you I like to eat! Feast your eyes!!!! You are greedy!!! ...save something for later.

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Don't worry, if I make a mess I'll clean it up

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Would you put some whipped cream on that please?

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I feel like I am at an all you can eat buffet.
I want some more, please.
Can I have some ice cream with that?
Yes please, give me some juice.
Is there more from where that came from?
What! You want another serving?

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Pass on the dressing...

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