I am going to make a sweater which is biologically accurate. Unfortunately I only have cat based data. My sweater is gonna have a shit ton of nipples.

"I demand to know why this trend is called reindeer boob and not Cariboob" lolololol

Never underestimate the creativity (or boredom) of human beings. A new way of playing the classic game of Peek-a-boob...

I'm sort of dying to see what the male version is?

Frankly a male boob might be just as "tastefully" done up. Anyone want to try? You know - for comparison.

I also am thinking "Don't get your hopes up.". And if Grandma does it? You deserve it.
You'll know precisely where all boobs are heading... South. Not North.