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LINK Smartphone users warned to be careful of the Antichrist - BBC News

"People's dependence on smartphones and modern technology could bring about the coming of the Antichrist" - but isn't this part of the end game plan anyway? Sooner the Antichrist comes, the sooner defeated, and their Jesus after-party can begin. Why not INCREASE the use to hasten the coming of your imaginary friend?

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jondspen 7 Jan 9
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Hey, I have a direct line to the imaginary Anti-Christ, the Imaginary Jesus and the Imaginary God all on my Imaginary Smartphone, the number is imaginary too.

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You are in luck! It so happens I have developed an Antichrist filter for smartphones, and if you place your order within the next thirty minutes ..

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Having an imaginary friend is dumb, having an imaginary enemy is bat shit crazy.

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