Thank god I'm an atheist.
Jesus take the wheel!
... actually, don't. You wouldn't know the first thing about driving a piece of machinery from ~2000 years into your supposed future.
I thought Jesus was standing on the dashboard?
I spoke to god once. She told me she prefers atheists.
Oh, I didn't know He was a transgen! LOL
Amen! Amen! Amen! god be with you . . . he is no longer with me.