Natural selection at work.
Well, if he wasn't shooting blanks before, he is now.
His penis is a lot easier to hit than his head, all one has to do is look down.
Imagine the ridicule he will experience from family, friends and strangers for years as a result of his stupidity. Probably will be more painful than what the gun did.
I'm just not so sure that while this guy was walking by the Girl Scout cabin he wasn't sticking his hand down his pants for some other reason.