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Princess Diana was having high tea with the royal family. They ran out of homey, and so their butler, Jeeves, offered to go to the royal hives to get some more. Princess Diana asked to go along,

The royal hives are hundreds of years old: they're rickety things, but they're kept as a sort of tradition.Princess Diana was at the bottom of the hive, golding it steady. Jeeves climbed to the top (these are, after all, royal hives, so they have to be bigger than the hives commoners have.)

The hive could not hold Jeeves' weight, and collapsed on Princess Diana.

Jeeves could not pull her out. He ran to the royal family and said:
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"Hive fallen, and Di can't get up."

TA DAAAA!

Robotbuilder 7 Feb 28
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Very amusing, I'm glad I wore my corset today as I would have burst myself laughing (Blackadder) 🙂

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Very droll

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"Help me, I'm white and I can't get down!"

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