The last time I had a door knocker I was still religious. So, I took the literture and told them I was happy in my beliefs. I threw jw junk in the trash, because I grew up baptist. One first thing I did as an Atheist was throw the Book of Mormon in the trash. I almost threw all the bibles that have centamental value in the trash as well , when I freed myself from the dogma.

I talk till they drop!

Remind them how uncomfortable it is being caught in everyday life by ‘people in suits,’ then go on …and on..

More so, I make sense. And comfortable around youth, can tell when their upstairs gears begin churning.. Never harsh, or rude. I likely go into ‘dad mode, which just grabs em … but instead of shaking them ..or knocking their heads together.. I also listen, and smile. After that, even they appear to sense the ridiculousness of their folly

I point to my no solicitation sign, say have a good day and close the door.

The first thing is that I usually have to put on more clothes before I answer the door.

Point blank tell them that nothing that they say or do is going to make me believe in their God.

Hugs...sometimes I offer a beer...depends on how busy I am...

They don't do it here anymore. I have JW friends who said they are guided away from it due to safety reasons. They do stand with posters in the centre of town and generally get ignored. If they did, I'm invite em, make em a brew and offer them cake.

I just tell em I'm a deranged, serial chopping, cannibal headhunter; and they go away!

Coincidentally, a few days after this original post went up, my doorbell rang, and, as usual, I ignored it. The next day I checked my front porch and there was a flyer stuck in the door... from the Jehovah's Witnesses, inviting me to a commemoration of the death of Christ. As an agnostic introvert, I can't think of anything I'd rather do, but I have to rotate my tires that day, so I won't be able to make it.

The strange thing is that's the first time I've ever had one come to my door and I've lived here for 20 years.

I used to argue and become angry and suffer for hours or days.

I’ve learned better tactics in my old age—I just smile and take their tracts and say as little as possible. If I have to respond I just say no thanks, that I’m not interested.

Part of it might be that younger people are not so likely to take on an older person. If you live long enough you get status in some ways.

When I was a young man in my middle 20;s i was living in California in an apartment, and every Sunday around 10am 3 young people would knock at my door. They were Johovah Witnesses, they were 2 young men and a young lady. They would be handing out the Tower magazine, and doing their best to try to convert me. Being Into the Jewish faith at the time, i tried to reason with them, going so far so say that my cousin was a Rabbi. For me I can't stand Proselytism, it really turns me off. After about 4 weeks in a row, and they not taking no for an answer, i decided to do something that was a little extreme. So when I saw them coming through my curtains, i went to the door, knowing that I was about to get the same spiel, and then opened the door completely naked as a jay bird, and said yes can I help you. That was the last time i ever saw them, and I guess it worked...lol Wish you could of seen the looks on their faces.

I usually just laugh and remind them to never buy anything that comes to you to sell itself.

Just say no thank you. Don’t stop again.

I tell them I'm not into pushers. When they 'huh'? I politely tell them that dealers wait until I come to them. Pushers seek out others trying to suck them into something they didn't ask for. I do the same for door-to-door or phone pushers.

If they’re Mormans, after you tell them you’re not interested, they are supposed to ask if there is anything else you would want them to do— ask them to clean your windows, paint the garage, or anything else and they should do it for you.

Invite them to a swingers party.

Generally I ignore them and don't answer. Would have answered the door naked once but didn't realize thats who they were til they were walking away as I cannot see the front door from my window.... would have been great except I'm pretty sure it would have seriously freaked out the dude I just got done fucking lol... especially since the guy was from Japan and I was the first american household he had ever been in that wasn't his bosses house. I had a very nervous naked japanese dude I had to explain Jahovas witnesses to tho... they knocked on my door just as we were grabbing our clothes and I think it freaked him out a bit so I had to explain who they were and why they just show up randomly

If they showed up, I would pop a beer and offer them one, then the battle would start.

I politely refuse.

Never happened to me and I live in a pretty urban area. The only knocks I get are from people delivering pizzas.

Living in Salt Lake City this happens often. What I do is be friendly because I am! So then I find myself unable to not laugh at them although of course they are usually young and way to gung- ho but I can't help myself from being amused. I try not to discourage them because I kind of envy people who can be so nieve(sic) as to believe that kind of thing. I would myself if I didn't know better. It sure would be easier to be able to have somebody or book or whatever tell you what was really going on, but unfortunately I'm not that... So I usually ask them where they're from and stuff like that and if they're LDS I'll ask them about Kolob and how much they know about their church and beliefs. Now Jehovahs witness's are a little different because they believe in the Holy Ghost and speaking in "Tongues" so I get a kick out of them Where as Mormons are very similar to Muslims in their beliefs just exchange Mohammad for Joseph Smith the JH's are completely off the hook! They rely a lot on The "Upper Room" story in Acts and quite a bit of what I call magic or occult, so I'm a little bit wary of them because in the background is lurking the spectra of mental illness, so you don't really want to engage to much because they might mistake you for either a angel or a demon so its better to let sleeping dogs lay, if you know what I mean!

I usually talk to them and school them on their own religion, talk about passages they’ve never heard of and explain to them why I don’t believe as they do. They always ask to come back and talk later and I say “no thank you. I’m actually an atheist” and they say “oh? What a shame! And to think you seemed so nice!”

I used to be the one having talks w them or just been rude to them , depends my mood / time . Then I smarten up . I live alone , and I work nights . Most of these people are scary and I decided no reason to make a target out of self . Last two visits in a year , I opened door and immediately started speaking Italian and Greek and very broken English . And smiled. They left .

Step out onto the porch and talk to them. Someone once told me that they revel in being rudely turned away, that it dials up their righteousness, so I deny them that indulgence. I'm perfectly happy to call them on their bullshit and I do so with friendliness and a smile. And I'm not entirely convinced that they're all happy at having doors slammed in their faces, so it's my opportunity to proselytize them with my convictions.

Ask them in to talk about it over some whiskey and cigarettes?