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Chocolate Jesus

Anyone know where I can get a Chocolate Jesus for Easter?

Doosh 2 Apr 18

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Health Warning, ANYTHING Jesus related can cause extreme and incurable losses of reasoning, intelligence as well as on-going financial losses, i.e. Tithings, etc, to the Consumer.


If you're going to be in a religious holiday, may as well enjoy it.


Get a chocolate dildo. More useful.

zesty Level 7 Apr 18, 2019

But will leave a rather sticky mess afterwards though....LOL.

@Triphid Let him lick it off!


I didn't see Jesus but thought it was odd that there were chocolate and white chocolate crosses for sale at Walgreen's. And a candy cross on a stick like a lollipop. Very odd.


So I know they're not supposed to be a gag gift...but that just makes me laugh looking at it. (Where do I start chomping...the hair? )

Ribs. I just like ribs.😁

If they handed those out at church instead of those stale little wafers, attendance might go up.

Probably tastes very bitter lol

@JackPedigo I'm surprised it's not European white chocolate.

@Sticks48 Wine and chocolate --- doncha know it.

@VictoriaNotes You mean bad wine and bad chocolate. I was hoping I would get a chance to post this item I saw today. Also, I also was hoping to get to submit this interesting (short) article. It explains a lot. []

@JackPedigo Very interesting.

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