Here’s some inspiration.
The pessimist says the glass is half empty
The optimist says the glass is half full
The engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be
The metaphysician says, “The glass isn’t there at all”
I say—“It’s a double… bottom’s up!”
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Whether the glass is half empty or half full is irrelevant. The real point is, the glass is refillable.
Heretic1965
Level 5
Nov 12, 2017
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It's all in what is inside the glass and what one does with that glass.
mistymoon77
Level 9
Nov 12, 2017
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The realist says "I'm pretty sure it's piss in this glass." -_-
Chorusofone1984
Level 3
Nov 12, 2017
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The mathematician says there’s water in the glass.
Gatovicolo
Level 8
Nov 12, 2017
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I'm with you, just drink it and get on with it.
Squirrellglider
Level 7
Nov 12, 2017
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