I don't annoy people....they choose to get annoyed by whatever I may have said, done or whatnot. That's on them !!!!!

I annoy my ex wife by existing.

But seriously, if I want to catalogue my faults, I just have to channel her for a few moments.

I'm lazy.
I'm stupid.
I'm immature.
I'm disrespectful.
I'm bad tempered.
I'm dirty.
I'm irresponsible.
I'm inappropriate.
I lack self control.
I lack self awareness.
I'm vain.
I'm ugly.
I'm fat.
My personal hygiene, grooming and choice of clothes is questionable at best.
I'm contrary.
I'm a parasite.
I'm loud.

Think that pretty much covers it.