Great gift idea for the entire family.
Why not make old uncle Bill a saint? Bill wouldn't object and even … given that he has to be dead to be sainted.
Now this exclusive gift is not cheap ... but hey … it lasts for the rest of eternity.
Here's the good news … The church wants to make it cheaper: Your dead uncle Bill might become the first discount saint. Hurry before a new pope jacks up the prices again!
Well, hey, if they can make cheap enough, maybe one day saints will be a dime a dozen.
Thay've already lost track of most
Maybe I'll become a saint!
The problem is you have to be dead to be sainted.
@PontifexMarximus Could we change this rule? You could declare me sainted!
@zesty I can make you a special private saint. Saint Zesty … do you have a preference for your names day in the calendar?
Saint Zesty by Clovis Trouille.
@PontifexMarximus Oh, thank you dear! You get an extra BJ!
@zesty a holy one?
@PontifexMarximus A real, heavenly, holy BJ!
@zesty time for confession: I never had even an unholy one.
@PontifexMarximus Really? You are serious? Why not?