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LINK Catholic Church Examines Financial Cost Of Sainthood : NPR

Great gift idea for the entire family.

Why not make old uncle Bill a saint? Bill wouldn't object and even … given that he has to be dead to be sainted.
Now this exclusive gift is not cheap ... but hey … it lasts for the rest of eternity.
Here's the good news … The church wants to make it cheaper: Your dead uncle Bill might become the first discount saint. Hurry before a new pope jacks up the prices again!

PontifexMarximus 8 Aug 16
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Well, hey, if they can make cheap enough, maybe one day saints will be a dime a dozen.

Thay've already lost track of most

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Maybe I'll become a saint!

zesty Level 7 Aug 16, 2019

The problem is you have to be dead to be sainted.

@PontifexMarximus Could we change this rule? You could declare me sainted!

@zesty I can make you a special private saint. Saint Zesty … do you have a preference for your names day in the calendar?

Saint Zesty by Clovis Trouille.

@PontifexMarximus Oh, thank you dear! You get an extra BJ!

@zesty a holy one?

@PontifexMarximus A real, heavenly, holy BJ!

@zesty time for confession: I never had even an unholy one.

@PontifexMarximus Really? You are serious? Why not?

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