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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

"I don't know."

This was the response posted by @Diogenes a few days in response to my suggestion that a joke thread be started.

So.....how many?

tsjames 7 Nov 19
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Depends on who you ask

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Is that a rhetorical question?

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None, they are all trying to decide if the light bulb needs changing.

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How many Fox News viewers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to remain in the dark.

Oooooh savage!!!!

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Two, one to screw it in, the other to say God might have done it.

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Define the light bulb? Energy saver; filament; hallageon.
If it is a large street light make it two with a cherry picker.

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As agnostic...lol. im still trying to figure it out. I got an idea. But im still not sure. Ok - 2 . 1 totake it out and 1 to assure him hes doing it right....lol.

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One. The atheist actually changes the light bulb, rather than praying that it will be done.

Shots fired!! Lol

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I am an atheist, and I manage to change light bulbs all by myself, and not only tht, but I can also replace light fixtures all by myself too (and I am legally (partially) blind.

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I'm not sure.

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depends whether it's on or not . halogen versus led

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