With older people it’s the old “mysterious ways” thing. Younger people who are cocky try to attack the messenger and the rest usually just go quiet.

After some stammering, they usually just ask if I'm into bondage.

It's not one that I hear all the time, but the one that makes me groan the most is "I rather believe in (insert topic here) than go to hell. I then tell them that it's a good thing I don't believe in hell. They usually walk away after that.

God works in mysterious ways.

In most cases, it is not worth the effort to discuss religion with a believer. You cannot reason with a person whose beliefs are irrational.

First I try to avoid these conversations if I can in person.
It's God's will.
It's beyond our knowledge, our feeble minds can't comprehend God's motivations.
It's in the bible so it must be true.

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