They say God gave us free will when I ask why a God would allow all of this human folly and destruction .My simple reply is ,if he was all knowing why would he not know the consequences of giving free will to stupid human beings .They never can answer this.

After some stammering, they usually just ask if I'm into bondage.

It's not one that I hear all the time, but the one that makes me groan the most is "I rather believe in (insert topic here) than go to hell. I then tell them that it's a good thing I don't believe in hell. They usually walk away after that.

God works in mysterious ways.

In most cases, it is not worth the effort to discuss religion with a believer. You cannot reason with a person whose beliefs are irrational.

First I try to avoid these conversations if I can in person.
It's God's will.
It's beyond our knowledge, our feeble minds can't comprehend God's motivations.
It's in the bible so it must be true.

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