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ABC's Bachelor Spinoff for Seniors is casting right now.

Currently seeking:

"Active and outgoing single men and women in their golden years." Ages 65 and up.

For a lark, I applied for it. I don't watch TV.

They asked for five photos. I sent these pics with the year each was taken. I think the pink dress shot will get their attention.

"Why are you applying?" they asked. "Cast a wider net," I replied. Brevity is the soul of wit.

Gotta scape mud off my hiking boots. Wear them with my black velvet evening gown?

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LiterateHiker 9 Feb 27
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You might surprise yourself, you do seem good at getting noticed.

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Wishing you luck. Reality shows of that sort don't interest me, but if you make it onto the show, I might even bother to tune in and root for you.

Deb57 Level 8 Feb 28, 2020

@Deb57

I never bought a television. Doesn't interest me. In 2014, a man I dated said I was "culturally deprived" without a TV. A voracious reader, I laughed.

He went to Costco, bought me a smart TV and hooked it up. Now I watch Netflix movies.

Doubt I will be selected. I'm not glamorous (READ: big breasts) or wealthy enough.

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Hope you make it

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Love all your pics,remeber alot of them from the past,I would say you may have a better than average chance on getting interview for the show ,Good luck ,Your personality rocks and shines thru plus with your looks,,you have to go to get their attention

@RoyMillar

What a nice thing to say! Thank you.

Woke up laughing about it. Most of the time, I think I'm ridiculous.

@Literatehiker. Happy to hear you woke up laughing about it. Means your happy and relaxed about your decision and looking forward to exploring a different avenue. Personally I think you will have a blast

@RoyMillar

"Why are you applying?" the application asked. "Cast a wider net," I replied.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

@Literatehiker ,no i do not think i will be applying ,but thanks for implanting the thought

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Maybe I should put myself in for Naked Attraction here in the UK...

Couldn't be worse than some of the bodies featured!

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I did too LOL.

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Think you would qualify easily

bobwjr Level 10 Feb 27, 2020

@bobwjr

Nah. I'm not glamorous or wealthy enough.

@LiterateHiker no glamorous enough yes and cute enough

@bobwjr

Thanks. I'm too energetic and ebullient.

@LiterateHiker yes you are, awesome

@MissKathleen me too

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A hot Bachelorette like you would blow them all away!

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