From the Showtime series "I'm Dying Up Here"
In the morning, Eustice snuck-up behind Hannah in the kitchen, pinched her tukas and said "If you firm this up, you could get rid of your girdle". Well, Hannah thought this was inappropriate, but she did not respond. That night, in bed, Eustice rolled over, grabbed Hannas' breast and said "If you firm these up, you could get rid of your bra". So . . . Hannah had enough of this, she rolled over, grabbed Eustices' dick with a firm grip, and said "If you could firm this up, we could get rid of the postman, the butcher, and your brother"