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A Zen Master saw one of his students sitting under a tree and asked him what he was doing. The student answered, "Nothing." The Zen Master said that it looked to him like the student was loafing. And the student said, "If I were loafing, I would be doing something."

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ThomasMeador 7 Nov 24
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Then the Zen master phoned a pizza joint, and said: "Make me one with everything."

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And when the Zen master overpaid and asked for his change, the pizza guy told him, "Change comes from within."

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