Son of a bitch, now I know why I cannot win the lottery. Damn.

One of the most, if not the most stupid thoughts I ever read.

All the Christians knew how the November elections would turn out because their God thinks like them and loves Trump. Except of course they created this pro Trump God and pro Trump God can't do as much to change reality as Trump himself because sadly Trump is real, and their pro Trump God isn't.

Ohferpetessake.....ever know anybody who died? With, for example, a painful cancer? Do you give your gawd credit for that?!

When I was a little boy, I had a teddy bear. And that teddy bear could do, and would be, anything I wanted. In my imagination. I guess I grew up, funny thing is though, that I used to think that happened to everyone.

If my aunt had balls she would be my uncle, but she doesn't so she's my aunt.