They say she works in mysterious
ways .. He rather ..hmmm? Wait

Yes indeed!

GOD: I LOVE to be praised! It's so good for my ego, which is HUGE. But to keep the buggers praising me, I've got to keep 'saving' them - and to save them, there must be something horrific to save them FROM. Time to unleash a pandemic and kill millions of innocent people - just to keep 'my lot' on their knees, where I want 'em!

Reminds me of this. Thanking god for prayer closet still standing and rest of house demolished. Why didn’t god save the house. Obviously knew grandma needed humbled while preachers like Kenneth Copeland need new planes

Remember God believes in free will and doesn't intervene.., well, except when he does, like to save George W Bush, oh, and to drown most people on the planet when he got angry once. Like that.