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r/atheism post where user jokingly thanks God and tears into Christianity
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.They say she works in mysterious
ways .. He rather ..hmmm? Wait 
Charlynature
Level 4
Dec 27, 2020
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Yes indeed!
GOD: I LOVE to be praised! It's so good for my ego, which is HUGE. But to keep the buggers praising me, I've got to keep 'saving' them - and to save them, there must be something horrific to save them FROM. Time to unleash a pandemic and kill millions of innocent people - just to keep 'my lot' on their knees, where I want 'em!
ToakReon
Level 8
Dec 27, 2020
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What is to be put INSTEAD of praise? Trump failed to teach us this answer.
@Mcflewster Trump has failed to teach anything except how to hate, how to mistrust, how to corrupt, how to lie, and how sow the seeds of dischord in society.
Reminds me of this. Thanking god for prayer closet still standing and rest of house demolished. Why didn’t god save the house. Obviously knew grandma needed humbled while preachers like Kenneth Copeland need new planes
abyers1970
Level 7
Dec 26, 2020
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Yes, thank you Imaginary Sky Daddy, for without your diligence and care that you have lavished upon us all we would all be pushing up daisies by now.
Oh, sorry Sky Daddy you haven't done Sweet F All have you, it IS the Researchers, Scientists, Doctors, Nurses, Ambulance Staff, etc, etc, who have worked their collective arses off to save us.
Triphid
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Dec 26, 2020
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