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LINK How I Handle People Who Knock on My Door to Talk to Me About Jesus | Tracey | Friendly Atheist | Patheos

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I may have finally found a system to filter the Jehovah’s Witnesses and Mormons from the visitors I look forward to — all they have to do is follow this basic flow chart that I placed on my front door:

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snytiger6 9 Jan 12
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Level 7

Solution: Do both so you don't have to be reduced.

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Level 9

Since I only have one door, I need to reverse it and send them to my neighbor.

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Level 7

"This door doesn't open" might send proselytizers away too soon. Instead, how about "Only Jesus can open this door"?

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Level 7

Just hang a sign that says you are an apostate on your door.

Or a Satanist? Lol

Some might see it such signs as a challenge.
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Surely, you should greet them with... 'Have you heard the bad news'?

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