Oh what fun it is to confuse these annoying telephone scammers.
Just had one on the phone asking for my name to which I replied,
Ja, ja mien name ist Herr Friedrich Wilhelm Langenschmidt, Gutten morgen, sprechen sie Deutsche bitte, Ich kanst nicht sprechen Englische.
Some S.E Asian sounding voice replied in broken English again so, I went on saying,
Nien, nien sprechen Deutsche bitte, sprechen mit Deutsche bitte.
This continued for about 3 minutes then who ever it was actually hung up on me, how rude is that....LOL.
Unknown number shows up and here is how I answer - Mort's mortuary, you stab em, we slab em. Where would you like the body buried?. i can tell the scammers numbers because of the area codes.
"DO NOT CALL ME AGAIN!" I shout and hang up.
After blocking the number, I delete the call.
Aw, that's no fun at all...LOL.
It is satisfying to me.
I don't have enough imagination, nor language skills to do anything like this.
It makes me glad that I enjoy learning different languages, I learned German in High School which came in very handy when I was a nurse also, especially when caring for patients of German origin.
Also extremely handy for swearing when young Henry is around also....LOL.
@Triphid I took French in school, but it never ''took''. I just have no ability for it whatsoever. Sure, I understand a few words here & there, of a few different languages, or the written word, but it's just not in my ability.
@Lilac-JadeCanada Oh that is sad, languages are fun to learn imo.
@Triphid Oh well, I tried.