Gorilla Glue as Hair Spray? ‘Bad, Bad, Bad Idea’ Amazing. Woman used gorilla glue spray adhesive when she ran out of hairspray. After a month to date she is "stuck" seemingly permanently since no advice from anyone has worked. This rates a Darwin Award!!
Darwin award only applies if she dies or is otherwise rendered incapable of having children. There is a higher standard for this, you don't just get it for being an idiot.
If she would soak her entire head in Acetone, her hair will be fine. After it falls out and regrows.
It obviously won't hurt her IQ.