My stepfather's brother was a well-known faith healer who would occasionally come to visit and always wanted to take us to dinner. He would leave a phony $20 as a tip....with a note on the side which said "Love of money is a sin" or words to that effect. I was so embarrassed that I'd always pretend to use the women's room and put a REAL note there for the server.

Sanctimonious SOB! (You'll be happy to know he was BUSTED for having a second wife/family somewhere in South America...one of his ''missions.'' His US wife took him to the cleaners and made quite a bit of money.)

Sometimes...things work out as they should.