Makes as much sense as any of them

LOL, I'd have to say that IF I needed any kind of a God then mine would have to be the GREAT White Ceramic God who sits quietly and sedately in my Bathroom, accepts my daily 'offerings' without complaint and is ALWAYS there when ever I need him to be there, be it urgently or otherwise.
All HAIL GEORGE, the Great, Wonderful, Patient and Readily Accepting Ceramic God of EVERY household and Public Restroom.

Typically ignorant comment from someone who clearly hasn't read the books. Hermione is the true power as is clear to see by all but the most blinkered. (Well it wouldn't a faith without a schism would it?)

Platform 9 3/4 exists at King's Cross Station in London. Proof!

Well, I attend the Electric Church. I have my own Holy Trinity: the Fathers (Black Sabbath), the Gods (Judas Priest, whose frontman, Rob Halford, in his infinite kindness is gay so he doesn't compete with single guys like me for the women) and the Pope (the late Lemmy Kilmister of Motorhead). That's my gibberish for the day...

Sadly I have heard some Christians taking that literally.

22 years old and still obsessed with Harry Potter? So long as you don't believe it's real. That would be almost as stupid as believing in Jesus.